Sunday, October 18, 2009

You know you grew up in a black church if...

If you can you fill in the blanks!!
Don't cheat!!!
"First giving ______ to God, who is the _______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the ________ of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a ___long_____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my________, but God is_______ all the ________, and all the_____, God is _______. He's a _______ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the ________, and a_________to the ________ __, a doctor in a ________ room, and a___________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the_______ of the valley, a bright and ________star He got up early one __________ mon'ing,with all __________ in his _______. Pray for me that I grow _________ in the Lord." Also, as you look in your church_______, under the special _________ please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her ________ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and _______ we humbly ask that you contribute to the church_______ fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth________ so anybody please who serves on the _______ board please meet in the ________ following_________. And the women's auxiliary will be selling ________ dinners for $7.00 a _____ along with the youth ______ who will be having their annual ______ sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry_______in Tennessee this summer. Parents please be _______that vacation_______school begins June 19, please have your child________ by May 13.

You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to or grew up in a black church!

ANSWERS BELOW:
"First giving honor to G0d, who is the head of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the house of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a mighty long way. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my grave, but God is good all the time, and all the time, God is good. He's a bridge over troubled waters. He's a mother to the motherless, and a father to the fatherless, a doctor in a ;sick room, and a lawyer in the courtroom. He's the lily of the valley, a bright and shining star He got up early one Sunday mon'ing,with all power in his hands. Pray for me that I grow stronger in the Lord." Also, as you look in your church bulletin, under the special announcements please keep in your prayer request Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her hip surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and offerings we humbly ask that you contribute to the church building fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth anniversary so anybody please who serves on the usher board please meet in the sanctuary following services. And the women's auxiliary will be selling chicken dinners for $7.00 a plate along with the youth choir who will be having their annual bake sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry convention in Tennessee this summer. Parents please be mindful that vacation Bible school begins June 19, please have your child registered by May 13.

You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a black church! IF YOU MISSED MORE THAN 3 YOU NEED TO BE IN CHUCH NEXT SUNDAY!!!

4 comments:

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  2. Ms. Sylaneous, man I missed all of em and some twice.
    BIG HUGS

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  3. Very familiar ... I felt like shouting!

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  4. LOL Dr. T.L. don't start.. I play a mean keyboard and I'll get cha some shoutin music now! LOL watcha self na! LOL

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